Mens A******s Everywhere Socks
$14.95

One way to deal with the predictable deluge of everyday assholery is to be a miserly, anti-social curmudgeon. The other way is to accept the things you cannot change and instead express yourself with some silly, supremely supple, superbly sewn socks.

The details: Men's shoe size 7-12. 54% combed cotton; 44% nylon; 2% spandex.